Rum Rag

"Soaks up choas, smells like victory."

This is not your grandpa’s bandana. It’s not the dusty red triangle from old western movies. It’s not the thing cowboys used to wipe sweat off their horses. It’s a Rum Rag — the Railmeat crew’s unofficial badge of chaos, confidence, and questionable decision‑making since 2023.

It’s a bandana, sure. But it’s different. It’s Railmeat. Which means it’s less “yee‑haw” and more “yo‑ho.” It’s the thing you tie around your head when the dock party goes too long, the thing you wave like a flag when your boat crosses the finish line, and the thing you use to mop up rum spills when someone yells “splice the mainbrace.”

It’s not prestige. It’s personality. It’s the kind of accessory that makes strangers laugh, makes your crew proud, and makes the Commodore wonder why he didn’t think of it first.

Future memories included. Rum stains inevitable. Confidence required.

⚓️ Rum Rag Details

• Style: Bandana (but cooler, because it’s Railmeat)

• Color/Logo: Clean design with the Railmeat vibe — no dusty cowboy clichés here

• Size: Big enough to tie, wave, or spill on. That’s all you need to know.

• Material: Bandana stuff. It’s absorbent. It’s durable. It’s ready for chaos.

🏴☠️ Why You’ll Love It

Because it’s not just a bandana. It’s a Rum Rag. It’s the thing you throw on when the dock party goes too long, when the wind picks up, or when you want strangers to know you’re part of the Railmeat fleet — the crew that laughs louder, sails harder, and lets their fenders (and confidence) hang.