RAILMEAT APPAREL

Crop it Like It's Hot

$70.00 CAD

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Color Black Military Green Storm

Size S M L XL 2XL

"Snoop would approve. So would the Commodore (secretly)"

This is not the hoodie your yacht club grandma approves of. It’s shorter. It’s sassier. It’s the hoodie that looks so good on the ladies, the rest of the crew suddenly forgets how to tie a bowline. Since 2023, it’s been the go‑to dockside flex — part party uniform, part regatta distraction, and 100% proof that Railmeat doesn’t do boring.

It’s a crop top hoodie. Translation: it’s cozy up top, breezy down below, and designed to make you look like you just stepped off a music video filmed on a sailboat. It’s not about prestige. It’s about personality. It’s the unofficial uniform of the Railmeat fleet — proof that you can party all night, race all day, and still look like the competitor everyone’s watching.

Future memories included. Confidence required. Rum optional.

⚓️ Hoodie Details

Style: Crop top hoodie — shorter cut, maximum attitude
Material: Cotton/poly blend (translation: soft, durable, and perfect for dock parties)
Fit: Relaxed but cropped — flattering, breathable, and guaranteed to turn heads
Features:
- Drawstring hood (for dramatic storm‑movie moments)
- Ribbed cuffs (keeps the sleeves in place while you raise hell)
- Cropped hem (because sometimes less really is more)

📏 Size Guide (aka “Confidence Comes Standard”)

Warning for sailors: these shrink a little after a few washes. Grab a size up unless you enjoy the “extra‑cropped pirate chic” look.

Size	Chest (inches)	Length (inches)
S	34–36	17
M	38–40	18
L	42–44	19
XL	46–48	20
2XL	50–52	21

🏴☠️ Why You’ll Love It

Because it’s not just a hoodie. It’s a statement piece. It’s the thing you throw on when the dock party goes too long, when the wind picks up, or when you want strangers to know you’re part of the Railmeat fleet — the crew that laughs louder, sails harder, and lets their fenders (and confidence) hang.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Contact Information

Yes, we actually exist. And yes, we have a slip number, because nothing says “legit business” like being able to point at a dock and say, “That’s ours.”

📍 Our Location
Slip #C‑44 — Nepean Sailing Club
3259 Carling Avenue
Ottawa, Ontario K2H 1A6

📧 Email
Railmeatapparel@gmail.com
(We check it. Eventually)

Shipping & Returns Policy

Ahoy there, landlubbers and seasoned mariners alike. Look, we know you’re itching to get your hands on some fresh Rail Meat Apparel, and we’re just as excited to get it to you.

But unless you’ve figured out how to teleport (and if you have, please email us immediately—we have questions), we have to rely on the traditional method: ships, trucks, and the occasional overworked carrier pigeon.

Here’s the lowdown on how your gear gets from our deck to yours.

⚓ The Logistics (Or: How We Keep the Boat Afloat)

We’ve teamed up with the crew at Printful to handle the heavy lifting. Think of them as our trusty first mates who actually know how to fold things.

• Processing: Your order usually takes 2–7 business days to get printed, packed, and prepped. We call this the "anticipation phase." It’s like waiting for the wind to pick up, but with more coffee.

🌊 Shipping Times (US Waters)

• Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days. Perfect for those who appreciate the slow, scenic route.

• Express Shipping: 2–3 business days. For when you absolutely, positively need to look better than everyone else at the yacht club by Friday.

🌎 International Voyages

We ship worldwide because style shouldn’t stop at the horizon. Most international orders arrive in 7–14 business days, though local customs officers occasionally like to admire our work for a few extra days. We can't blame them.

⚓ Returns & Exchanges (The "No Regrets" Policy)

If your gear arrives and it’s not love at first sight—or if it fits like a sail on a rowboat—don’t panic. We want you happy, mostly because unhappy sailors are prone to mutiny, and we just had the floors waxed.

The Rules of Engagement:

• Contact us within 30 days of delivery.

• Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. Basically, if it smells like a wet dog or a three-day regatta, we can’t take it back.

• Defective or Damaged? If your gear arrives looking like it fought a kraken and lost, we’ll replace it for free. Our bad.

• Standard Returns: If you just changed your mind, shipping costs are on you. Think of it as a small tribute to the sea gods.

• Refunds: Once we receive your return, we’ll process your refund in 5–7 business days.

⚓ Signal For Help

Need to track a package? Got a question about sizing? Just want to tell us a really good sea shanty?

Drop us a line at RailMeatApparel@gmail.com. Be sure to include your order number so we can find your info faster than a shark smells chum. We’ll get back to you promptly, or at least as soon as we find our reading glasses.

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