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Fleet Formal

Fleet Formal

Regular price $50.00 CAD
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The closest Railmeat gets to black tie.

This is the fanciest thing we own. It’s not a tux. It’s not a silk robe. It’s not the kind of shirt you’d wear to impress the Commodore at a black‑tie gala. But in the Railmeat fleet? This polo is basically a three‑piece suit.

It’s collared. It’s buttoned. It’s got the Railmeat paperboat badge on the chest. Translation: it’s the shirt you wear when you want to look like you kind of have your life together, even if you’re still sneaking rum into the regatta.

Years from now, you’ll look at this polo and think: “Wow, that’s where the memories live. Also, why does it still smell like tequila?”

It’s not prestige. It’s personality. It’s the unofficial “fancy dinner” uniform of the Railmeat fleet — proof that you can party all night, race all day, and still show up looking like the competitor everyone’s watching.

Future memories included. Fancy branding not included. Rum optional.


⚓️ Polo Details

  • Style: Classic collared polo — the fanciest Railmeat top in existence

  • Logo: Paperboat chest badge (your crew’s calling card, now with buttons)

  • Material: Soft cotton blend (translation: comfy enough for dock naps, sharp enough for yacht club dinners)

  • Fit: Everyday fit — polished but still chaos‑ready


🏴☠️ Why You’ll Love It

Because it’s not just a polo. It’s a Dockside Tuxedo. It’s the thing you throw on when the regatta gets too serious, when the dock party gets too classy, or when you want strangers to know you’re part of the Railmeat fleet — the crew that laughs louder, sails harder, and somehow still looks sharp in a collar.

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