RAILMEAT APPAREL

Railmeat Road Trip Tee

$35.00 CAD

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Color Black Navy Dark Heather

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

No wheels. Just wind and questionable decisions.

This is not the world’s fanciest T‑shirt. It’s not silk. It’s not hand‑loomed by mystical sea nymphs. It’s not even technically “marina chic.” But since 2023, it’s been the only tee our Railmeat crew actually wears — on the dock, at the bar, and yes, even mid‑regatta when we should probably be trimming sails instead of trimming beers.

It’s a soft, it’s sturdy, and it’s basically the Swiss Army knife of T‑shirts. You’ll sweat in it, spill rum on it, probably use it as a rag at some point, and still keep wearing it because it feels like home. Years from now, you’ll look at this tee and think: “Wow, that’s where the memories live. Also, why does it still smell like tequila?”

This isn’t prestige. It’s personality. It’s the unofficial uniform of the Railmeat fleet — proof that you can party all night, race all day, and still look like the competitor everyone’s watching.

Future memories included. Shrinkage possible. Rum not included.

⚓️ Tee Details

Material: 100% ring‑spun cotton (heather colors are cotton/poly blends)
Weight: Lightweight, 4.5 oz (because heavy tees are for yacht club posers)
Fit: Classic unisex fit — soft, breathable, and perfect for layering over your hangover
Features:
- Taped neck and shoulders (for durability when you inevitably fall asleep in it)
- Double‑stitched sleeves and hem (because regattas aren’t gentle)
- Softstyle fabric (feels like a hug from the crew, minus the awkwardness)

📏 Size Guide (aka “Avoid the Crop‑Top Pirate Look”)

Warning for sailors: these tees can shrink a little after a few washes. Grab a size up unless you enjoy the “midriff‑exposing deckhand” vibe.

Size	Chest (inches)	Length (inches)
S	34–36	27
M	38–40	28
L	42–44	29
XL	46–48	30
2XL	50–52	31
3XL	54–56	32

🏴☠️ Why You’ll Love It

Because it’s not just a T‑shirt. It’s a crew badge of honor. It’s the thing you throw on when the dock party goes too long, when the wind picks up, or when you want strangers to know you’re part of the Railmeat fleet — the crew that laughs louder, sails harder, and lets their fenders (and confidence) hang.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Contact Information

Yes, we actually exist. And yes, we have a slip number, because nothing says “legit business” like being able to point at a dock and say, “That’s ours.”

📍 Our Location
Slip #C‑44 — Nepean Sailing Club
3259 Carling Avenue
Ottawa, Ontario K2H 1A6

📧 Email
Railmeatapparel@gmail.com
(We check it. Eventually)

Shipping & Returns Policy

Ahoy there, landlubbers and seasoned mariners alike. Look, we know you’re itching to get your hands on some fresh Rail Meat Apparel, and we’re just as excited to get it to you.

But unless you’ve figured out how to teleport (and if you have, please email us immediately—we have questions), we have to rely on the traditional method: ships, trucks, and the occasional overworked carrier pigeon.

Here’s the lowdown on how your gear gets from our deck to yours.

⚓ The Logistics (Or: How We Keep the Boat Afloat)

We’ve teamed up with the crew at Printful to handle the heavy lifting. Think of them as our trusty first mates who actually know how to fold things.

• Processing: Your order usually takes 2–7 business days to get printed, packed, and prepped. We call this the "anticipation phase." It’s like waiting for the wind to pick up, but with more coffee.

🌊 Shipping Times (US Waters)

• Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days. Perfect for those who appreciate the slow, scenic route.

• Express Shipping: 2–3 business days. For when you absolutely, positively need to look better than everyone else at the yacht club by Friday.

🌎 International Voyages

We ship worldwide because style shouldn’t stop at the horizon. Most international orders arrive in 7–14 business days, though local customs officers occasionally like to admire our work for a few extra days. We can't blame them.

⚓ Returns & Exchanges (The "No Regrets" Policy)

If your gear arrives and it’s not love at first sight—or if it fits like a sail on a rowboat—don’t panic. We want you happy, mostly because unhappy sailors are prone to mutiny, and we just had the floors waxed.

The Rules of Engagement:

• Contact us within 30 days of delivery.

• Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. Basically, if it smells like a wet dog or a three-day regatta, we can’t take it back.

• Defective or Damaged? If your gear arrives looking like it fought a kraken and lost, we’ll replace it for free. Our bad.

• Standard Returns: If you just changed your mind, shipping costs are on you. Think of it as a small tribute to the sea gods.

• Refunds: Once we receive your return, we’ll process your refund in 5–7 business days.

⚓ Signal For Help

Need to track a package? Got a question about sizing? Just want to tell us a really good sea shanty?

Drop us a line at RailMeatApparel@gmail.com. Be sure to include your order number so we can find your info faster than a shark smells chum. We’ll get back to you promptly, or at least as soon as we find our reading glasses.

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