RAILMEAT APPAREL

Dockside Drifter

$75.00 CAD

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Color Black Navy Blazer Carbon Grey

Size XS S M L XL 2XL

Perfect for wandering the marina like you own it.

These are not the fanciest pants in the world. They’re not tailored Italian trousers. They’re not the kind of pants you’d wear to impress the Commodore at a black‑tie gala. They’re the pants you throw on when the morning’s too cold, the dock’s too splintery, or when you need to sneak to the clubhouse washroom without looking like you just lost a regatta.

They’re lined with fleece. Translation: they’re soft, they’re warm, and they’re basically the sweatpants equivalent of a hug from your crew (minus the awkward eye contact). They’re not prestige. They’re personality. They’re the unofficial lounge uniform of the Railmeat fleet — proof that you can party all night, race all day, and still look like the competitor everyone’s watching… even while half‑asleep.

Future memories included. Dock naps optional. Rum encouraged.

⚓️ Jogging Pant Details

Ultimate Comfort: Lined with cozy 3‑end fleece, featuring a 100% cotton face for that premium feel
Ready to Wear: Elastic waistband + matching flat drawstrings = easy, adjustable fit for dock life
Convenient Pockets: Two cross pockets in the front + one patch pocket on the back right leg (translation: beer money storage)
Durable Build: Reliable 5‑thread stitching, ribbed waist, cuffs, and gusset at the crotch (because regattas aren’t gentle)

📏 Size Guide (aka “Avoid the Dockside Pajama Fail”)

Size	Waist (inches)	Inseam (inches)
XS	28	28
S	30	29
M	32	30
L	34	31
XL	36	32
2XL	38	33

🏴☠️ Why You’ll Love Them

Because they’re not just jogging pants. They’re Dock Pants. They’re the thing you throw on when the morning’s too cold, when the dock’s too splintery, or when you want strangers to know you’re part of the Railmeat fleet — the crew that laughs louder, sails harder, and naps better.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Contact Information

Yes, we actually exist. And yes, we have a slip number, because nothing says “legit business” like being able to point at a dock and say, “That’s ours.”

📍 Our Location
Slip #C‑44 — Nepean Sailing Club
3259 Carling Avenue
Ottawa, Ontario K2H 1A6

📧 Email
Railmeatapparel@gmail.com
(We check it. Eventually)

Shipping & Returns Policy

Ahoy there, landlubbers and seasoned mariners alike. Look, we know you’re itching to get your hands on some fresh Rail Meat Apparel, and we’re just as excited to get it to you.

But unless you’ve figured out how to teleport (and if you have, please email us immediately—we have questions), we have to rely on the traditional method: ships, trucks, and the occasional overworked carrier pigeon.

Here’s the lowdown on how your gear gets from our deck to yours.

⚓ The Logistics (Or: How We Keep the Boat Afloat)

We’ve teamed up with the crew at Printful to handle the heavy lifting. Think of them as our trusty first mates who actually know how to fold things.

• Processing: Your order usually takes 2–7 business days to get printed, packed, and prepped. We call this the "anticipation phase." It’s like waiting for the wind to pick up, but with more coffee.

🌊 Shipping Times (US Waters)

• Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days. Perfect for those who appreciate the slow, scenic route.

• Express Shipping: 2–3 business days. For when you absolutely, positively need to look better than everyone else at the yacht club by Friday.

🌎 International Voyages

We ship worldwide because style shouldn’t stop at the horizon. Most international orders arrive in 7–14 business days, though local customs officers occasionally like to admire our work for a few extra days. We can't blame them.

⚓ Returns & Exchanges (The "No Regrets" Policy)

If your gear arrives and it’s not love at first sight—or if it fits like a sail on a rowboat—don’t panic. We want you happy, mostly because unhappy sailors are prone to mutiny, and we just had the floors waxed.

The Rules of Engagement:

• Contact us within 30 days of delivery.

• Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. Basically, if it smells like a wet dog or a three-day regatta, we can’t take it back.

• Defective or Damaged? If your gear arrives looking like it fought a kraken and lost, we’ll replace it for free. Our bad.

• Standard Returns: If you just changed your mind, shipping costs are on you. Think of it as a small tribute to the sea gods.

• Refunds: Once we receive your return, we’ll process your refund in 5–7 business days.

⚓ Signal For Help

Need to track a package? Got a question about sizing? Just want to tell us a really good sea shanty?

Drop us a line at RailMeatApparel@gmail.com. Be sure to include your order number so we can find your info faster than a shark smells chum. We’ll get back to you promptly, or at least as soon as we find our reading glasses.

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