The Packable Panic Button

Always ready when the sky decides to ruin your vibe.

This is not the fanciest jacket in the world. It’s not Gore‑Tex. It’s not hand‑stitched by Scandinavian storm gods. It’s not the kind of jacket you’d see in a glossy yacht club catalog. But since 2023, it’s been the only jacket our crew actually trusts — because it packs into itself, saves your butt when the weather turns, and makes you look like you’re ready for chaos on deck.

It’s old‑school. Translation: it’s simple, it’s handy, and it’s basically the duct tape of outerwear. You’ll wear it in the rain, in the wind, probably spill rum on it, and still keep it because it folds into its own pouch like a magic trick. Years from now, you’ll look at this jacket and think: “Wow, that’s where the memories live. Also, why does it still smell like tequila?”

It’s not prestige. It’s personality. It’s the unofficial storm gear of the Railmeat fleet — proof that you can party all night, race all day, and still stay dry enough to laugh louder than the wind.

Future memories included. Umbrella not included. Rum optional.

⚓️ Jacket Details

• Weather Ready: 100% polyester micro poplin — resistant to wind and rain (translation: sailor‑proof)

• Simple Utility: Half‑zip pullover with hood + elastic cuffs for easy wear

• Stays Put: Adjustable bungee cords at hood and hem for a secure, seaworthy fit

• Packable: Stows into its own hidden pouch pocket — always ready in your bag

• Storage: Large kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm or gear dry on deck

🏴☠️ Why You’ll Love It

Because it’s not just a jacket. It’s a Dockside Time Machine. It’s the thing you throw on when the dock party goes too long, when the wind picks up, or when you want strangers to know you’re part of the Railmeat fleet — the crew that laughs louder, sails harder, and sticks out proudly at every regatta.