Teasure Chest

All the loot, none of the splinters.

This is not the fanciest fanny pack in the world. It’s not Louis Vuitton. It’s not Gucci. It’s not the kind of accessory you’d see in a yacht club fashion show. But since 2023, it’s been the only fanny pack our crew actually trusts — because it keeps the two most important things safe: boat keys and beer money.

It’s adjustable. It’s basic. It’s handy as hell. Translation: it straps around your waist, holds your stuff, and saves you from the eternal shame of dropping your keys between the dock boards. It’s not prestige. It’s personality. It’s the unofficial utility belt of the Railmeat fleet — proof that you can party all night, race all day, and still keep your valuables close while looking like the competitor everyone’s watching.

Future memories included. Beer money not included. Rum optional.

⚓️ Fanny Pack Details

• Style: Adjustable waist strap — fits sailors, pirates, and hungover dock wanderers

• Material: Fanny pack stuff (translation: durable enough for chaos, light enough for comfort)

• Capacity: Big enough for keys, cash, snacks, and questionable decisions

• Features:

  • Zippered compartments (because losing your rum fund is a crime)

  • Railmeat branding (so even your waist screams “fleet legend”)

  • Hands‑free convenience (because you need both hands for beer and boat lines)

🏴☠️ Why You’ll Love It

Because it’s not just a fanny pack. It’s a Dockside Lifeline. It’s the thing you strap on when the morning’s too cold, when the dock’s too splintery, or when you want strangers to know you’re part of the Railmeat fleet — the crew that laughs louder, sails harder, and never loses their boat keys (or their beer money).