RAILMEAT APPAREL

Literally Just a Towel

Name: Literally Just a Towel
Brand: RAILMEAT APPAREL
SKU: 9071128_22610
Price: 60.00 CAD
Availability: InStock

$60.00 CAD

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This is not the most luxurious towel in the world. It’s not Egyptian cotton. It’s not woven by monks on a Himalayan cliff. It’s not even the kind of towel you’d brag about at the yacht club. But it is the towel our crew actually uses — since 2023, it’s been dragged across docks, beaches, and questionable marina patios, and somehow still looks clean, bright, and ready for another round.

It’s big. It’s white. It’s got our paperboat logo on it. That’s it. No complicated fabric breakdown, no pretentious thread count. Because honestly, if you’re the kind of sailor who asks about towel GSM ratings, you’re probably not the kind of sailor who parties with us.

This towel isn’t prestige. It’s personality. It’s the unofficial flag of the Railmeat fleet — proof that you can party all night, race all day, and still dry off in style.

Future memories included. Sand not included. Rum optional.

⚓️ Towel Details

Color: Bright white (until you spill rum on it)
Logo: Paperboat emblem — your badge of chaos and camaraderie
Size: Large beach towel (translation: covers your whole crew hangover)
Material: Towel stuff. It’s absorbent. It dries you. That’s all you need to know.

🏴☠️ Why You’ll Love It

Because it’s not just a towel. It’s a crew banner. It’s the thing you throw down on the dock after a long night, the thing you wrap around yourself when the wind picks up, and the thing that tells strangers you’re part of the Railmeat fleet — the crew that laughs louder, sails harder, and lets their fenders (and confidence) hang.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Contact Information

Yes, we actually exist. And yes, we have a slip number, because nothing says “legit business” like being able to point at a dock and say, “That’s ours.”

📍 Our Location
Slip #C‑44 — Nepean Sailing Club
3259 Carling Avenue
Ottawa, Ontario K2H 1A6

📧 Email
Railmeatapparel@gmail.com
(We check it. Eventually)

Shipping & Returns Policy

We know you’re itching to get your hands on some fresh Rail Meat Apparel, and we’re just as excited to get it to you. But unless you’ve figured out how to teleport (and if you have, please email us immediately—we have questions), we have to rely on the traditional method: ships, trucks, and the occasional overworked carrier pigeon.

Here’s the lowdown on how your gear gets from our deck to yours.

⚓ The Logistics (Or: How We Keep the Boat Afloat)

We’ve teamed up with the crew at Printful to handle the heavy lifting. Think of them as our trusty first mates who actually know how to fold things.

• Processing: Your order usually takes 2–7 business days to get printed, packed, and prepped. We call this the "anticipation phase." It’s like waiting for the wind to pick up, but with more coffee.

🌊 Shipping Times (US Waters)

• Standard Shipping: 5–7 business days. Perfect for those who appreciate the slow, scenic route.

• Express Shipping: 2–3 business days. For when you absolutely, positively need to look better than everyone else at the yacht club by Friday.

🌎 International Voyages

We ship worldwide because style shouldn’t stop at the horizon. Most international orders arrive in 7–14 business days, though local customs officers occasionally like to admire our work for a few extra days. We can't blame them.

⚓ Returns & Exchanges (The "No Regrets" Policy)

If your gear arrives and it’s not love at first sight—or if it fits like a sail on a rowboat—don’t panic. We want you happy, mostly because unhappy sailors are prone to mutiny, and we just had the floors waxed.

• Contact us within 30 days of delivery.

• Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. Basically, if it smells like a wet dog or a three-day regatta, we can’t take it back.

• Defective or Damaged? If your gear arrives looking like it fought a kraken and lost, we’ll replace it for free. Our bad.

• Standard Returns: If you just changed your mind, shipping costs are on you. Think of it as a small tribute to the sea gods.

• Refunds: Once we receive your return, we’ll process your refund in 5–7 business days.

⚓ Signal For Help

Need to track a package? Got a question about sizing? Just want to tell us a really good sea shanty?

Drop us a line at

RailMeatApparel@gmail.com. Be sure to include your order number so we can find your info faster than a shark smells chum. We’ll get back to you promptly, or at least as soon as we find our reading glasses.

Literally Just a Towel