Squint Stopper

"Because sunglasses are too responsible."

This is not the fanciest visor in the world. It’s not couture. It’s not the kind of headwear you’d see in a glossy yacht club catalog. It’s the visor you throw on when the sun’s too bright, the dock party goes too long, or when you need to keep your eyes shaded while still letting your hair scream “I’m here to party.”

It’s simple. It’s adjustable. It’s handy as hell. Translation: it keeps the sun out of your eyes, keeps your boat keys visible, and keeps your beer money safe from squint‑induced chaos. It’s not prestige. It’s personality. It’s the unofficial forehead badge of the Railmeat fleet — proof that you can party all night, race all day, and still look like the competitor everyone’s watching.

Future memories included. Sunburn not included. Rum optional.

⚓️ Visor Details

• Style: Classic visor — open top, shady front, sailor‑approved

• Fit: Adjustable strap for a secure dockside grip

• Material: Lightweight, durable, and ready for chaos

• Logo: Railmeat branding front and center (because subtlety is overrated)

🏴☠️ Why You’ll Love It

Because it’s not just a visor. It’s a Dockside Halo. It’s the thing you throw on when the regatta gets too sunny, when the dock party gets too loud, or when you want strangers to know you’re part of the Railmeat fleet — the crew that laughs louder, sails harder, and sticks out proudly at every marina.